Criminally Vulgar

is the son & the heir
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of nothing in particular.

rather pessimistic about the future & naïve about the present //
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August 10th, 2011

(via oy-with-the-poodles-already)

May 16th, 2011
Rory & Jess wallpaper by me :)

Rory & Jess wallpaper by me :)

July 27th, 2010
February 9th, 2010

4x21 - Last Week Fights, This Week Tights

Rory / Jess

I so hate this scene.

February 2nd, 2010
yeah. let’s give it up for the guy who ruined the last season of GG and made it unwatchable for one of its major major fans. ugh.

yeah. let’s give it up for the guy who ruined the last season of GG and made it unwatchable for one of its major major fans. ugh.

January 30th, 2010
lgraham: I will always love you.Season 7, Episode 20 - Lorelai? Lorelai? So corny. I could feel Amy Sherman-Palladino cringing.

lgraham:

I will always love you.
Season 7, Episode 20 - Lorelai? Lorelai?

So corny. I could feel Amy Sherman-Palladino cringing.

January 29th, 2010
starshollowct: atomicblonde: hey gurl haaaay Wohoo, tough Alexis!

starshollowct:

atomicblonde:

hey gurl haaaay

Wohoo, tough Alexis!

I can die now. (via)

I can die now.

(via)

killerina: MICHEL: I see you are making liberal use of my pink neon Post-It notes. RORY: I’m sorry, Michel. Would you like me to reimburse you for the seven pink neon Post-It notes that I have used? Because I’d be happy to, if you can break a penny. MICHEL: No, little Lorelai, it’s not the cost that is the problem. It’s the disruption. RORY: Disruption. MICHEL: Of the system! RORY: I see. MICHEL [snaps]: Do you? [He opens the desk drawer.] The pink neon Post-It notes are used for guests who are checking in. The green neon Post-It notes are for guests checking out, and the watermelon Post-It notes are for guests who have altered or canceled their reservations. As you can see, the pink neon stack is now woefully out of balance with the green neon stack, creating the illusion that more guests have been checking in than checking out, which of course is a physical impossibility, unless we have begun murdering them! Gilmore Girls6x17 I’m OK, You’re OK

killerina:

MICHEL: I see you are making liberal use of my pink neon Post-It notes.

RORY: I’m sorry, Michel. Would you like me to reimburse you for the seven pink neon Post-It notes that I have used? Because I’d be happy to, if you can break a penny.

MICHEL: No, little Lorelai, it’s not the cost that is the problem. It’s the disruption.

RORY: Disruption.

MICHEL: Of the system!

RORY: I see.

MICHEL [snaps]: Do you? [He opens the desk drawer.] The pink neon Post-It notes are used for guests who are checking in. The green neon Post-It notes are for guests checking out, and the watermelon Post-It notes are for guests who have altered or canceled their reservations. As you can see, the pink neon stack is now woefully out of balance with the green neon stack, creating the illusion that more guests have been checking in than checking out, which of course is a physical impossibility, unless we have begun murdering them!

Gilmore Girls
6x17 I’m OK, You’re OK

Gilmore Girls, 314

“You’re a book-tease!”

January 25th, 2010
fuckyeahgilmores: (via chilisgift)

fuckyeahgilmores:

(via chilisgift)

November 25th, 2009

GG Episode 301

  • KIRK: One day it occurred to me, cows never wrinkle.
  • MICHEL: Mmhmm.
  • KIRK: Think about it – have you ever seen a wrinkled cow? No, not once. So I thought to myself, "That is weird."
  • MICHEL: Yes, that and other things.
  • KIRK: So I decided to do a little research. I studied cows, I studied humans, and finally I discovered the secret – the secret of the cows.
  • LORELAI: [walking up to them] Michel, could you, uh. . .hi Kirk.
  • MICHEL: Oh, good, just in time. Kirk here is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.
  • LORELAI: You mean, other than one’s a cow?
  • MICHEL: Shh. Go ahead, Kirk.
  • KIRK: Hay.
  • LORELAI: Huh?
  • KIRK: Hay, it’s hay – cows eat hay. And after some experimentation and a great deal of research, I developed what I believe to be the next great skin care product to sweep the nation. [shows them a bottle]
  • LORELAI: [reads the label] Hay There.
  • KIRK: A complete line of creams, balms, toning lotions, and cleansing liquids.
  • LORELAI: Kirk, we already have a skin care line here, I’m sorry.
  • KIRK: I am willing to give you three cases of "Hay There" skin products absolutely free of charge. Try them, you will see what I’m talking about.
  • LORELAI: Well, uh, thank you very much, Kirk. . . but, I’m sorry – don’t cows eat grass?
  • KIRK: Sometimes, but "Grass There" is a bad name.
November 21st, 2009

Luke & Lorelai

  • Lorelai: You are stubborn.
  • Luke: I'm stubborn?
  • Lorelai: Yeah, you're stubborn.
  • Luke: You're Miss Flexibility over here?
  • Lorelai: Hey, I can be flexible.
  • Luke: Please.
  • Lorelai: I can. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible.